would you dig this one! this is just too gross to handle


  True story...
> Excerpted from an article about a bank robbery which
> appeared in the Dublin Times (metropolitan edition, page 2A) on 2 March
> 1999:
> Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their
> efforts at disabling the internal security system got underway
> immediately.
> The robbers,who expected to find one or two large safes filled with
> cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller
> safes scattered throughout the bank.  The robbers cracked the first
> safe's combination, and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla
> pudding.
> As recorded on the bank's audiotape system, one said,
> "At least we'll get a bit to eat."   The robbers opened up a second
> safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process
> continued until all the safes were opened. They found not one pound
> sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold.   Instead, all the safes
> contained covered bowls of pudding.  Disappointed, the robbers
> made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy,
> uncomfortably full stomach.
> (The newspaper headline read:
> IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING.)