"Scotland"

    On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said "Today 
    I am going to create a land called Scotland. It will be a land of 
    outstanding natural beauty -- it shall have tall majestic 
    mountains full of mountain goats and eagles, and beautiful 
    sparkly lakes bountiful with carp and trout. There shall be 
    forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs overlooking sandy 
    beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with 
    salmon." 

    God continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil so to make the 
    inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Scots, 
    they shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth." 

    "But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too 
    generous to these Scots?" 

    "Not really." God replied. "Just wait and see the neighbours I am 
    going to give them."