very nasty but laughter is at it's best when tasteless!



 DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER! :-)
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> Q.  Why didn't JFK, Jr. take a shower before he left for the Vineyard?
> A.  He said he'd wash up on shore!
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> Q.  What's the Kennedy's flying motto?
> A.  Your luggage will arrive before you do!
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> Q.  What did JFK Jr miss most about Martha's Vineyard?
> A.  The runway.
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> Q.  What will it take to bring the first family back together?
> A.  One more bullet!
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> Q.  Why was JFK, Jr. flying to the Vineyard?
> A.  He wanted to crash his cousin's wedding.
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> Q.  What will they name the movie about movie JFK, Jr.?
> A.  Three funerals and a wedding.
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