God's sitting up in heaven, he's had enough of the pressures and
stresses of being the number one, so he's decided to go on holiday. He
calls all his friends up and they pop round to discuss a few
suggestions.
"What about Mars", says one of them.
"Nah I went there 15,000 years ago", says God, "It was crap, no
atmosphere, too dusty and there was an Apexian convention in town that
kept pissing me off."
"What about Pluto", suggests another.
"Nah I went there about 10,000 years ago", says God "absolutely freezing
and none of the ski lifts were in operation"
"What about Mercury then" says another.
"It's nice but I went there about 5,000 years ago, didn't put any
sunscreen on and nearly burnt me nuts off it was that hot, never again"
says God.
"Well what about Earth then" suggests another.
"You must be joking" says God, "I went there about 2,000 years ago,
shagged some Jewish bird, and they're still talking about it."